I just wanted want to take the time to respond to your question properly, since I couldn't quite find the words to express what I was feeling when you originally made your inquiry on tuesday. I am not, in fact, having a baby, but I wanted to thank you for pointing out my apparent weight problem. It's really touching to know that complete strangers are that interested in my reproductive status. Perhaps this is a hobby of yours. Perhaps you are just jealous. Quite frankly, from the looks of it, I would say that the only thing your ovaries will be producing in the near future are bb's, or maybe small rocks of crack cocaine. I will certainly use this opportunity to reevaluate my wardrobe as well; maybe it's time to lose the generously cut Old Navy henley and trade up to something a little more form fitting, maybe involving lycra. That way there would be no question. Unfortunately I am at a bit of a disadvantage, as the Meth Chic of which you are so fond has not yet made its way into my part of Bothell.
I wish you all the best, and good luck with those teeth.
Sincerely,
Michaela
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