I did avoid a homocidal episode yesterday, of which I am quite proud (albeit disappointed). She-who-shall-remain-nameless still walks the earth. I was fairly close to bludgeoning her yesterday, or at least poking her in the eyes or something. Well, in my head anyway. I don't really know what I did to deserve this woman. It's as if God, or whoever, decided that the only way I could be so lucky to end up with Steve would be if I had to put up with this broad froever. She's like human psoriasis. Annoying, angry, ugly, and just won't go away no matter what you do.
I know I'm not helping by dwelling on her but I just can't help it. I want my fairy tale. I want that damn woman to just go poof. See, look, I'm getting all cranky just thinking about her. This is not good. I have nothing clever to say now because I am grumbly. Grr.
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