But, they're calling someone. They're asking someone to be in their wedding, and meet their child, and shriek at their news. It's just not me.
Girls have girl friends. I know this because I have seen it on the television. They do girl things. They talk about boys and clothes and babies and money and other girls and other boys and food and work. They laugh and cry and say the right thing and walk down the sidewalk together smiling. They go out of their way to see each other. They are very important to each other. They couldn't live without their girlfriends.
They.
I'm not sure why I never noticed this before. It really should have dawned on me slowly instead of falling on my head like a wine bottle off my fridge, but it's actualy true. Is this a fluke? Maybe my Best Friends haven't done anything remarkable yet. Maybe all the Best Friends are taken. Maybe?
Apparently all the lipgloss and earrings and nail polish in the world don't do a damn thing anyway.